December 2011
Reblog/Like this pls when you count yourself to...
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
“That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood...”
– Matt Smith
(via matt-smith-)
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Girl across the room: hey do u have a tumblr
Othr girl: Hey I have a tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ive never heard of tumblr I dont have internet I live on the streets I dont own a computer Ive never heard of the internet The internet doesnt exist Im actually from the 1700s and internet has not been invented yet and I am timetraveling and I am actually 25 but I blend in because I have this disease that makes me look younger the older I get I am Benjamin Button
“I met Chris Colfer recently. He’s’a fucking amazing kid, I love what he is, I...”
– Jared Leto, about Chris Colfer - Nylon Magazine (via sweetklainekisses)
“Rule number one if you ever see actor Darren Criss in public and you’re so...”
– Darren Criss in the February edition of Teen Vogue Magazine. (x)
